How Big Is John Kerry's Crack Rock?

by Kim D.

It must be rather large. Otherwise, why would the Council on Foreign Relations consider Kerry's statement about Israeli and Palestinian violence as "unhelpful, mistaken, ill-informed"? What exactly did our Jackwagon of State say during his pontification on recent shootings and stabbings in Israel and why they have occurred?

So here’s the deal. What’s happening is that unless we get going, a two-state solution could conceivably be stolen from everybody. And there’s been a massive increase in settlements over the course of the last years. Now you have this violence because there’s a frustration that is growing, and a frustration among Israelis who don’t see any movement. 

The facts are that there hasn't been a massive increase in settlements and John Kerry should definitely know this. Only two scenarios are in play here. Either (A) John Kerry has been smoking an enormous crack rock or (B), in the role of Secretary of State, he is simply spewing Palestinian propaganda. Actually both A and B could apply because only someone who has smoked a generous heap of crack would believe that he could parrot Palestinian lies and get away with it.

At least one Republican hopeful is calling for John Kerry's resignation . . .  again: Senator Ted Cruz. According to The Hill,

Sen. Ted Cruz wants Secretary of State John Kerry to step down if he does not disavow comments claiming Israelis have some responsibility for the recent rash of violence in their country.

Kerry and his top advisors “have proven themselves utterly unfit for the positions they hold,” the Texas Republican and presidential candidate said in a statement on Thursday evening.

Cruz has previously called for Kerry to resign for prior comments on Israel but now is also warning that his top spokesman John Kirby should prepare to step down as well.

“Mr. Kirby should immediately retract his offensive assertion that Israel is ‘guilty of acts of terror’ or resign,” Cruz said “and Sec. Kerry should immediately disavow these remarks or resign.”