#NSA #EarthDay Mascot #Fail - Meet #Dunk

by Kim D.

Dunk is a nightmarish trash can repurposed by the NSA to promote Earth Day http://t.co/4sTMYsgJ3E pic.twitter.com/HO5RAG6J0P
— The Verge (@verge) April 20, 2015

Hey there. This is Dunk. Dunk is a trash can taken from the stuff of nightmares and repurposed by the NSA to promote Earth Day.

The NSA is currently hosting a STEM Recycling Challenge in Maryland schools in an attempt encourage students to consider what happens to the junk they discard daily. Now, whatever else there is to say about the NSA (and boy, there is a lot) trying to get kids to recycle is fine. An admirable enough goal. But not this way. Not. This. Way. 

Is it just me, or does @NSAGov's new Earth Day mascot look a lot like a repurposed Psalty the Singing Songbook? pic.twitter.com/Gca1b9KceH
— Anderson Campbell (@andycampbell) April 21, 2015

Ummmm . . . .yeah . . .  

#EarthDay #FunFact - Co-founder Killed and Composted Girlfriend

by Kim D.

Ira Einhorn was on stage hosting the first Earth Day event at the Fairmount Park in Philadelphia on April 22, 1970. Seven years later, police raided his closet and found the "composted" body of his ex-girlfriend inside a trunk. Read more here.

Leave it to the hippies to celebrate a day invented by a man who murdered and mulched his wife. #EarthDay
— KillerBunnyFooFoo (@PolitiBunny) April 22, 2015

Ira Einhorn, the founder of #EarthDay killed his girlfriend and cut her to pieces. Nice guy. http://t.co/WnS6nJiFaa pic.twitter.com/rsfBiNZrIs
— Green Fraud (@GreenFraud) April 21, 2015

Hard to be more green than this- Ira Einhorn,Earth Day co-founder killed,composted girlfriend http://t.co/KnjCwgKnxf pic.twitter.com/Roq9CxROSK
— Screwed by State (@ScrewedbyState) April 22, 2015

#EarthDay founder Ira Einhorn chopped up and composted his girlfriend. Gotta love those progressive Holidays. pic.twitter.com/C8uBFctix0
— Eddie (@eddiecarl4468) April 22, 2015