Tweetledee and Tweetledumb: #2

Japan hasn't hosted a visitor as clumsy as @FLOTUS since Godzilla toured Tokyo.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 22, 2015

#RaceTogether I stared at my Mr Coffee this morning daring him to bring up subject of race. He made a few gurgling sounds and hissed. Hater.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 21, 2015

The failure of #RaceTogether can be chalked up to corporate profits trumping over inflated ego of billionaire's faux altruism. @Starbucks
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 22, 2015

@jtLOL Nothing epitomizes the foot of the white man on the black mans neck quite like a tableful of caucasian senior citizens eating brunch.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 23, 2015

The Obama administration has brought back the 70's with Ayatollah's "Death to America" rant. All that's missing is Billy Beer and Idi Amin.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 24, 2015

@ScotsFyre The problem is we have evolved into Procreation Nation and too many women/young girls treat their vagina like it's a hobby lobby.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 24, 2015

@sallykohn I imagine you cried tears of sadness when Hansel and Gretel escaped. #BowlingForAbortionTeamNames #PraytoEndAbortion
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 24, 2015

G'morning: If Obama wanted the Sun to rise in the West would he do it by a wave of his hand or an Executive Order? @TheDemocrats #UniteBlue
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 24, 2015

#ISISStudentClubEvents Debate Club: Does burning people alive in a steel cage contribute to #climatechange and/or affect the Ozone Layer?
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 25, 2015

If Bergdahl is convicted of Desertion do we get back the five Taliban leaders+ ransom$$? What are the #FantasyJihadLeague rules on this?
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 25, 2015

@Cornell would welcome #ISIS to campus for the express purpose of slashing overhead. Hahahaha! I kill me sometimes. @ScotsFyre
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 25, 2015

#AskPressSec Are the lies you have told during press briefings available on a best of DVD or maybe a box set collection?
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 26, 2015

Tweetledee and Tweetledumb

--> #GOPHatesPoorPeople <-- That's all @TheDemocrats have for 2016. That and Hillary Clinton. Good luck with that.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 19, 2015

#GOPHatesPoorPeople having to live in poverty while tax cheating millionaire Al Sharpton keeps getting richer by cashing in on their misery.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 19, 2015

#RacistStarbucksMenuItems Jim Crow Cappuccino A favorite of Democrat caffeine fiends.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 18, 2015

#GOPHatesPoorPeople Look how 50 yrs of Republican leadership drove Detroit into the ground. Oh wait, that was 50 yrs of DEMOCRAT leadership
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 19, 2015

#RaceTogether "I'd like a Venti size coffee." Starbucks Cashier: "I'm sorry. All our baristas are currently busy counseling customers."
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 17, 2015

#RaceTogether At Starbucks counter... "No, no, coffee today, thank you. I'm here for my 7am race counseling session w/barista Shaniqua."
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 17, 2015

#RaceTogether "Welcome to Starbucks. My name is Mohammad. You look Jewish. No coffee for you!!!!!!!!!!!"
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 17, 2015

#RaceTogether Yeah sure, I'm going to have a discussion about race with a person who can't even spell my name right on a f*cking paper cup.
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 17, 2015

#RaceTogether "Welcome to Starbucks. You look like a racist. Let's talk about it while you wait an hour and a half for your $5 cup o' joe!"
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 17, 2015

The Al Sharpton Roast coffee is a ripoff at Starbucks. It's $50,000 a cup and has no taste. @ScotsFyre @Brick143 #RaceTogether
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) March 17, 2015