Showing posts with label Ecklebob Chiselfritz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ecklebob Chiselfritz. Show all posts
Monday, September 26, 2016
Righting on the Wall is Moving
By Ecklebob Chiselfritz
We are changing our url due to unwarranted and continuing harassment from the social justice warriors at the helm of Twitter.
They have targeted and labeled me, Kim and our blog as being unsafe to the general public.
We may be dangerous to their delicate Liberal Progressive sensibilities, but we are not unsafe.
Please visit us at our new location on the innerwebz Righting on the Wall
Sunday, September 25, 2016
Take Me Down To The Infirmary
By Ecklebob Chiselfritz
I pulled lower back muscles mowing the lawn yesterday.
Now a cold is trying to take hold and kick my ass.
I'm thinking about sticking a fork in the toaster to complete the trifecta.
I pulled lower back muscles mowing the lawn yesterday.
Now a cold is trying to take hold and kick my ass.
I'm thinking about sticking a fork in the toaster to complete the trifecta.
Friday, September 23, 2016
Ecklebob Chiselfritz - I'm done. Twitter has locked my account...again
This is ridiculous. I have done nothing to warrant the harassment I have received from Twitter. I'm done with Twitter. I will concentrate on blogging for the forseeable future. I hope y'all continue to visit us here at Righting On The Wall and interact with us in our comment section.
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Thursday, September 22, 2016
Ecklebob Chiselfritz -Twitter has unlocked my account
So after I send a couple of emails Twitter admits it made a mistake...
BUT they continue to malign our blog Righting On The Wall...
BUT they continue to malign our blog Righting On The Wall...
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Ecklebob Chiselfritz - Twitter has locked me out
Twitter has locked me out of my account. They claim I am an automated bot and they need to protect other users from spam.
They also claim our little blog here is dangerous to whatever device you are accessing the internet with.
They say Righting On The Wall might be a source of malware, chicken pox, measles, Hillary Clinton's kennel cough, 'taters and whatnot.
They are doing this under the guise of claiming "suspicious activity" on my Twitter account. The only thing suspicious about my account is my horrible spelling and atrocious grammar.
My Twitter account has never been hacked.
This blog site has never been hacked.
Please look at my Twitter time line.
I am not a serial tweeter much less a spam bot.
Some people even tell me they enjoy reading the sentences I manage to string together.
I am careful in what I post so as to not to violate Twitters terms of service policy.
Please scroll thru Righting On The Wall and read what we post.
We ask for no money. We don't even run ads.
We ask for no personal information.
We respect anonymity.
If I were a paranoid individual I might believe I'm being targeted by Twitter solely for posting my Conservative views/opinions.
I'm not a paranoid individual.
But a little voice in my head is telling me...
They also claim our little blog here is dangerous to whatever device you are accessing the internet with.
They say Righting On The Wall might be a source of malware, chicken pox, measles, Hillary Clinton's kennel cough, 'taters and whatnot.
They are doing this under the guise of claiming "suspicious activity" on my Twitter account. The only thing suspicious about my account is my horrible spelling and atrocious grammar.
My Twitter account has never been hacked.
This blog site has never been hacked.
Please look at my Twitter time line.
I am not a serial tweeter much less a spam bot.
Some people even tell me they enjoy reading the sentences I manage to string together.
I am careful in what I post so as to not to violate Twitters terms of service policy.
Please scroll thru Righting On The Wall and read what we post.
We ask for no money. We don't even run ads.
We ask for no personal information.
We respect anonymity.
If I were a paranoid individual I might believe I'm being targeted by Twitter solely for posting my Conservative views/opinions.
I'm not a paranoid individual.
But a little voice in my head is telling me...
Monday, July 11, 2016
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: My week on Twitter
#MoreTrustedThanHillary— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 6, 2016
The snake in the Garden of Eden.
#MoreTrustedThanHillary— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 6, 2016
Casey Anthony babysitting.
#ComeyHearing SUMMARY: Freddie in the White House told Velma to have Shaggy throw Scooby a Scooby Snack in order to keep Daphne out of jail— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 7, 2016
Action, huh?— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 8, 2016
I'm guessing @Twitter is cool with five dead Dallas policemen?
Shame on y'all.
SMDH https://t.co/2PDpj13J5t
Ease of access to guns is not the problem in America.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 8, 2016
The problem is ease of access Americas professional agitators have to the White House.
CONgressional relic John Lewis always gets tears in his eyes when his Depends is soiled and the Ensure is warm.https://t.co/XjuiQwOACM— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 8, 2016
And the "peaceful" #BlackLivesmattter protesters went shopping after Dallas police officers were assassinated...https://t.co/jfCyawGugL— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 8, 2016
Apparently Loretta Lynch has already met privately with Bill Clinton and received his okay to issue this statement.https://t.co/pYh74baJrp— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 8, 2016
#SongsWithLowerExpectations— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 9, 2016
("Cause tramps like us...baby we were) Born to Jog
#WhitePrivilegeMeans being called a racist by @TheDemocrats simply for being caucasian as they pander for votes. Not much of a privilege.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 9, 2016
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 10, 2016
POLL: #FreeDeray means...— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 10, 2016
There once was a man named Deray McKesson— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 10, 2016
Who went to Baton Rouge to teach police a lesson
He was arrested + his cellies wont use Wesson
Deray McKesson text from jail: "Hey y'all, the police refuse to let me livestream my cavity search. This ain't the America I know."— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 10, 2016
#derayisinjailparty Deray is whiling away the hours entertaining his cellies with his impression of Sammy Davis Jr singing Mr Bojangles.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 10, 2016
Saturday, July 2, 2016
Why my co-bloggers say, "Bob, stick to Twitter and we'll handle the Blog"
I had a dream I was at the Obamas 4th of July BBQ and Barack asked me if I liked my Christians rare, medium or well done. #FourthofJuly— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 2, 2016
.@HillaryClinton— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 2, 2016
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Loretta met with Bill
And said she would not indict you
The Civil Rights Act championed by Republicans was signed into law today in 1964 despite strenuous opposition by House/Senate Democrats.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 2, 2016
Two sociopaths, two pathological liars and two megalomaniacs walk into a bar.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 1, 2016
Bartender asks, "What'll you have, Mr and Mrs Clinton?"
Bill Clinton+ Loretta Lynch talked about...— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 1, 2016
If Loretta Lynch sees nothing legally, morally or ethically wrong w/privately meeting Bill Clinton she is qualified to be Hillary's VP pick.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 1, 2016
Loretta Lynch meeting privately with Bill Clinton is the same as if she just handed Hillary a "Happy Unindicted Day" card from Hallmark.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
Loretta Lynch meeting privately with Bill Clinton while both he and Hillary may face charges is an affront to every law abiding American.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
#RuinShakespeare— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
Big MacBeth
Starring Michael Moore as an obese transgender woman who self identifies as the ghost of Ronald McDonald.
#RuinShakespeare— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
Alas, poor Dick York! I knew him as Darrin Stevens: a fellow
of limited jest, of most nothing fancy
Just looking at @lenadunham makes me wonder how many sperm banks have turned her down for a loan. @tariqnasheed @Artist_Angie— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 29, 2016
Any guy who could maintain an erection with this pig @lenadunham deserves a medal, not ostracism.. @tariqnasheed @Artist_Angie— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 29, 2016
Didn't a desperate contestant on The Price is Right once scream this as her tits were falling out of her tube top?https://t.co/uJnF9o9NRh— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 29, 2016
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Fact: Homosexuality
Adam and Steve playing Roy Rogers and Trigger riding their way to ecstasy has never produced a homosexual baby boy (outside of a test tube) who has grown up and sexually reproduced with another homosexual male to create a child.
Now, repeat the same, but insert Eve and Sally Kohn in the roles.
God created heterosexuals to populate the planet Earth.
3% of the population that is homosexual will tell you otherwise.
Christianity is real.
The facts bear it out.
Now, repeat the same, but insert Eve and Sally Kohn in the roles.
God created heterosexuals to populate the planet Earth.
3% of the population that is homosexual will tell you otherwise.
Christianity is real.
The facts bear it out.
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Emily Litella Chiselfritz on The Bison Legacy Act
Emily Litella Chiselfritz: "What's all this hubub about Obama making Joe Biden the national mammal by signing The Biden Legacy Act into law? He's nothing more than a feeble minded career politician who has sucked off the public teat for nigh on 45 years. And it's so disgusting how he smiles with those Cloroxed teeth while he gropes women in front of their husbands while the cameras are rolling. Isn't their anything we can do to stop his being elevated to the status of our national mammal?"
Ecklebob Chiselfritz: "It's the Bison Legacy Act, grandma."
Emily Litella Chiselfritz: "Nevermind."
Ecklebob Chiselfritz: "It's the Bison Legacy Act, grandma."
Emily Litella Chiselfritz: "Nevermind."
Saturday, April 30, 2016
About Obamas recent trip to the UK...
By Ecklebob Chiselfritz
Let's face it, Barack has been an asshole toward England since day one of his ever downward spiraling tenure.
The die was cast early on in his administration when the White House returned a bust of Churchill to the Brits.
It was a gift from them, but I guess Barack didn't like it since it wasn't stamped Made in China.
He then gave the Queen an iMaxiPad loaded with his 2008 campaign speeches.
That is a sad pathetic fact.
To her credit she didn't strap it on, turn the volume way up, take thirty Tuinals and drink a bottle of Beefeater Gin.
If I was Queen Elizabeth and Barack Obama requested an audience with me my reply would be, "No thank you. I am very happy with my current butler".
Let's face it, Barack has been an asshole toward England since day one of his ever downward spiraling tenure.
The die was cast early on in his administration when the White House returned a bust of Churchill to the Brits.
It was a gift from them, but I guess Barack didn't like it since it wasn't stamped Made in China.
He then gave the Queen an iMaxiPad loaded with his 2008 campaign speeches.
That is a sad pathetic fact.
To her credit she didn't strap it on, turn the volume way up, take thirty Tuinals and drink a bottle of Beefeater Gin.
If I was Queen Elizabeth and Barack Obama requested an audience with me my reply would be, "No thank you. I am very happy with my current butler".
Friday, April 8, 2016
Vatican News: Bernie Sanders and Pope Francis announce new joint venture.
By Ecklebob Chiselfritz
America's Communist Party and the Vatican are joining forces in an effort to create a moral United States economy in which goods and services do not need to be paid for.
Initial plans include a fish farm and hatchery to be built in Vatican City.
The fish will be raised in holy water so that they will achieve incredible size in order to help feed the swelling multitudes of America's shiftless and lazy Progressive Democrats.
The non profit company will be called Holy Mackerel.
America's Communist Party and the Vatican are joining forces in an effort to create a moral United States economy in which goods and services do not need to be paid for.
Initial plans include a fish farm and hatchery to be built in Vatican City.
The fish will be raised in holy water so that they will achieve incredible size in order to help feed the swelling multitudes of America's shiftless and lazy Progressive Democrats.
The non profit company will be called Holy Mackerel.
Thursday, March 3, 2016
The Parched Donkey
By Ecklebob Chiselfritz
The donkey named GOP was lost and had been for quite sometime. He had no idea where he was. At first he thought it might be Hell because of the searing heat of the Sun, but the freezing cold of the nights told him this could not be. And then the thought came upon him that he was in a desert. It didn't matter to GOP if he was in Heaven, Hell or a desert because he was very hungry and extremely dehydrated. It had been many days since he had so much as a clump of hay or a drink of water.
So he wandered aimlessly through the desert. Many more days passed and GOP could barely lumber forward anymore. His tongue was bloated and his throat was raw from heat, cold and no water. His body began to sway and his knees buckled in collapse. He was dying. He lay on his side and his body prepared to give up the ghost. He blinked his eyes slowly and each time there was a longer gap between blinks. He made one last effort to open his eyes and...what is that he sees? Water. He sees water. Glorious, wonderful water.
Not a puddle. Not an oasis. A big body of water!
GOP knew where he was now. Lake Mitt Romney. With a mighty effort GOP raised himself from the ground and slowly moved toward the lake. With indescribable joy he lowered his head to the water and tasted...sand.
It was a mirage. GOP had no tears to cry since he was as parched as his imgained Lake Mitt Romney. He weakly brayed once then laid down and died.
The donkey named GOP was lost and had been for quite sometime. He had no idea where he was. At first he thought it might be Hell because of the searing heat of the Sun, but the freezing cold of the nights told him this could not be. And then the thought came upon him that he was in a desert. It didn't matter to GOP if he was in Heaven, Hell or a desert because he was very hungry and extremely dehydrated. It had been many days since he had so much as a clump of hay or a drink of water.
So he wandered aimlessly through the desert. Many more days passed and GOP could barely lumber forward anymore. His tongue was bloated and his throat was raw from heat, cold and no water. His body began to sway and his knees buckled in collapse. He was dying. He lay on his side and his body prepared to give up the ghost. He blinked his eyes slowly and each time there was a longer gap between blinks. He made one last effort to open his eyes and...what is that he sees? Water. He sees water. Glorious, wonderful water.
Not a puddle. Not an oasis. A big body of water!
GOP knew where he was now. Lake Mitt Romney. With a mighty effort GOP raised himself from the ground and slowly moved toward the lake. With indescribable joy he lowered his head to the water and tasted...sand.
It was a mirage. GOP had no tears to cry since he was as parched as his imgained Lake Mitt Romney. He weakly brayed once then laid down and died.
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