I'm by far the most qualified person to be POTUS! Frankly, I think Im overqualified! How do I apply for the position of God? @TheTweetOfGod?— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
They say imitation is one of the highest forms of flattery, unless you are referring to Twitter parody accounts. Recently a new parody of Donald J. Trump joined Twitter, and he (if it is a he) is very good at fooling supporters and detractors of the GOP front runner. He's got the speech pattern down but check the Twitter handle before you respond. Is it Donald or Denald?
Some tweets are obvious parody:
Why is dopey @realDonaldTrump still running? I'm beating him by 30%! The guy inherited $20B from his father, lost half & now hes "rich"! SAD— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 28, 2016
Others . . . not so much . . . believe me:Lyin'Ted Cruz is weak & losing big. now he wants to debate again.But, according to Drudge,Time & on-line polls,I already won future debates!— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
Many are confusing the two accounts on Twitter falling for either the Donald's or Denald's hilarious tweets:.@firesign1969 is a dummy! Supports Lyin'Ted! The guy had 1 friend in the Senate! Nearly drove her to suicide! BAD. @Madaza41— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 28, 2016
The race for the GOP nomination has been unlike anything we have seen in modern times. Just when you think the rhetoric couldn't be more ridiculous, the front runner opens his mouth and proves that theory wrong. Donald J. Trump began running a social media campaign, relying on bold and non-politically correct statements to capture the news cycle, and it has worked well. Now that the race has narrowed and people are waking up to the realization that a loud mouth bully may be the GOP nominee, who polls the worse head to head against Hillary Clinton (at this time the presumptive Dem nominee), previous support is beginning to dwindle.For a minute I thought I was reading a tweet from @realDenaldTrump trump. Scary. @PolitiBunny https://t.co/zrqIbAxUAm— Reagan84 (@jpp455) March 28, 2016
Denald has inspired others to join in on the joke - a parody cast:I think he's brilliant. And I love that he shows us by parody how ridiculous the real Trump is. @edludke @realDenaldTrump— TheFOO (@PolitiBunny) March 28, 2016
My boss @realDenaldTrump is the greatest uniter! He brought together all the facists, neo-nazis, and confederates! #TrampTrain— Corey Lewandowski (@clewondowski_) March 28, 2016
@realDenaldTrump @Barbie65139484 You want the collar pull or the bruised arm?— Corey Lewandowski (@clewondowski_) March 29, 2016
.@Melania_Trumpf who got her out of the house?! @clewondowski_.....?— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
.@Melania_Trumpf how hard can it possibly be to stand behind me & smile! I might have to order another foreigner from the GQ catalog..— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
@realDenaldTrump @billclinton This is the Mr Trump I met with in private.— Dr. Ben Carson (@RealBenCarsen) March 29, 2016
@realDenaldTrump @nytimes I join you in your call for civility in parody accounts Mr Trump. Bless— Dr. Ben Carson (@RealBenCarsen) March 29, 2016
After I help him give the election to Hillary and destroy the GOP. We'll both have a lot of free time. https://t.co/3js37tegCX— Sean Hannity (@seanhannnity) March 30, 2016
Bless the parodies and remember them - on the darkest days of this primary season for much-needed comic relief:I no longer keep pens on set in order to make Donald feel at ease when he's on my show every week. https://t.co/EnqqU7UKkb— Sean Hannity (@seanhannnity) March 30, 2016
@WaskelweeWabbit @realDenaldTrump @OrneryThe8th A very clever account indeed! Came upon it several days ago. Welcome bit of relief for me.— Husker4Cruz #TedCruz (@tjcneb) March 29, 2016
The fake Donald comes off like the little voice inside Trump's head, saying the things that perhaps the front runner isn't tweeting but you know he's most likely thinking.I can actually see @realDonaldTrump saying this, too! Hahaha 👍😂 Good one, @realDenaldTrump https://t.co/qyIA2Ofk3O— M A R Y A N A (@Lp_Maryana) March 29, 2016
On Chris Christie:
On Sarah Palin:Is it possible to get a disendorsement? Im losing votes cuz of these morons! Sidekick @ChrisChristie's only here for the fake Trump Steaks..— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
Then this genius @SarahPalinUSA endorsed me! Ay ay ay! At least I think she endorsed me! No idea what she was saying..— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
On the real Ben Carson:But I think I'll keep her around. Makes me look like Einstein in comparison! SAD.— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
When brain-damaged neurosurgeon @RealBenCarson endorsed me half of my rally thought its intermission & left! A disaster!— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
On reporters in general:I never attack first. I only counterpunch. Except for brain-damaged neurosurgeon @RealBenCarson. He's potential child molester! #GOPTownHall— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 30, 2016
.@trscoop this dummy @chucktodd is a nobody! Very low ratings! Why does he keep attacking me w facts?! Lawsuit is coming!— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
Nobody loves women like Trump, that I can tell you! Except for @megynkelly! A disgusting human being! She pees sitting down! BAD.— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
On his family:.@andersoncooper is a moron! My foreign policy team (Google Search & Siri) told its OK if Japan & Somalia have nuclear weapons #GOPTownHall— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 30, 2016
.@vjeannek I would never date my sons! They're no dating material! All they talk about is how much $$ I give them! Just like Melania. BAD.— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
Not everyone appreciates Denald's wit, but some his tweets are strikingly honest in regard to the true nature of Donald Trump and his campaign for the White House:My beautiful daughter @IvankaTrump had a baby today. Named him Ted, after his father. This #CruzSexScandal is really getting out of control!— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
We have stupid leaders. Our country is a total mess! The world is laughing at us! When Im president this will END! Not the laughing, the US.— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
Wow! Checkout this terrific parody: @realDonaldTrump! Clown nails me perfectly! This is what I'd sound like during a total mental breakdown!— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
I will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! This Nov. we will elect a strong leader that would unite our great nation! & I'll go back to real estate.— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
I LOVE my poorly educated supporters! #TrumpTrain https://t.co/jfdSmFMTpU— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 29, 2016
1st Amendment was a horrible deal! (Proof: @cnn) Madison was a lightweight! I'll renegotiate! Makes it better - no bad press! #GOPTownHall— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 30, 2016
Iraq War was a terrible deal! I was against it as soon as I saw what a disaster it turned out to be! I have the best hindsight! #GOPTownHall— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 30, 2016
The North Atlantic Treaty Organization was a terrible deal! I'll outsource our foreign policy to Russia - much better deal! #GOPTownHall— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 30, 2016
I never apologize & my supporters love that. They say it shows strength. Everyone else says it shows I'm a sociopath. #GOPTownHall— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) March 30, 2016
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