How many times has Kasich told us he is the son of a mailman?

Ecklebob Chiselfritz

John Kasich was a mailmans son
And when his daddy would deliver he'd come along
When he gave my mama junk mail and started talkin'
That's when John would take me walkin'
Out through the back yard we'd go walkin'
Then he'd cross his eyes
Lord knows, to my surprise

The only one who memorized all the zip codes
Was the son of a mail man
The only boy who knew all the postal rates
Was the son of a mail man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was