to show up at the airport with a Koran tucked under one arm and holding a leash attached to a goat and when asked for identification by TSA to whip two dimes out and flash them to security people and say, "These are silver bullets and I'm the Lone Ranger" and later when released from jail sue the fuck out of everyone involved because of Islamaphobia and shit?
Asking for a friend.
Sincerely, Ecklebob Chiselfritz
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