The libcrib really has no innate sense of humor in hashtag warfare. Upon sensing Ted Cruz was on the verge of announcing a bid for president, panic set in and fingers stumbled over keyboards:
"I will save fetuses today for the #privatizedprisons of tomorrow!"
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans @JDBmsnbc #UniteBIue #gop #tcot #TedCruz #ccot
— Aika Rumba (@I_Karumba) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans cruzin' on down to cluelessville!
— jash (@jashsf) March 23, 2015
Yes Little Children, The World Is On Fire #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Andrew Mcclease (@snickerfritz04) March 23, 2015
Republicans are like a box of chocolates. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— David Garrett (@dmgarr) March 23, 2015
An ocean in every house and a probe in every woman. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans Vote for the Cuban from Canada who hates immigrants
— Steve P (@SEP1157) March 23, 2015
But thankfully, some more imaginative tweeters were ready to lend a hand and really get the hashtag trending:
I'll make Sharpton pay his damn taxes #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— KillerBunnyFooFoo™ (@PolitiBunny) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans All the Harvard Education, None of the "Community Organizing"
— Cranky Gordon (@CrankyGordon) March 23, 2015
#tedcruzcampaignslogans
You can have a lard ass if you want and my wife won't care! pic.twitter.com/101wLpiGtT
— Bob Henry (@Rmhenry1Henry) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans Obama ruined it, I'll fix it.
— #Capitalist Ramses (@niebais1) March 23, 2015
My wife won't eff up your lunch kids 😉
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— DernDawn (@noprezzie2012) March 23, 2015
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans I would love "Let's Take Obastard's Socialist Crap Apart Together! "
— JAMES THOMAS (@jthomas309) March 23, 2015
Not every Harvard graduate is a weak-kneed jack hole that hates Israel. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) March 23, 2015
I'm the Ted that didn't kill anyone in my car. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
— Vern Demerest (@TxAv8r) March 23, 2015
But not everyone appreciates a good sense of humor:
How can you tell the Teabilly TROLLS on the #TedCruzCampaignSlogans news feed?
They ain't funny.
— CrazyHippieUncle (@dogstar7tweets) March 23, 2015
Oh really?
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans I Never Ate A Dog
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) March 23, 2015
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