DNC Wants to Help YOU With Those Annoying RWNJ Relatives!

by J.R. Holmsted

Today I came across a tweet by Dan McLaughlin that made me simultaneously roll my eyes and laugh out loud.

The official Democratic Party guide to calling your family liars at Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/yBojDKqUeW

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) November 24, 2015

Yup, the DNC wants the Democratic voter to do their part to force feed their narrative down the throats of their "factually challenged" Republican family members. Sounds like a great way to spend the holidays! I have been on local, state, and national Republican email lists for the better part of a decade and never have I been told to confront my family about politics at the holiday dinner table. Or any dinner table, for that matter. But ya know, keep it classy, Dems!

So I clicked on the suggested link, YourRepublicanUncle.com, (does that seem sexist to anyone else?!?) to see just what they had to offer and I'm reformed!

 Don't forget! Republicans are racist, sexist, ageist, and un-American. Got it?

Right wing nut job uncle is so annoying with his redneck slang. Just tell him how Republicans are against the poor and middle class. Unlike multi-millionaire, Hillary!

 Republicans are anti-family because they don't want everyone else to pay for your time off! 

Bunch of jerks!

Yep, all those other guys always agree. Especially with Trump. Just like everyone at this table likes the green-marshmallow-surprise-jello-pudding-stuff. Right?!

Again, Republicans are racist and hate families! Also note, they are the ones who refuse to put politics aside for the greater good of our nation. Wake up!

I almost forgot! All Republicans are the same and they all suck!

If we keep saying 97% it will be true, right? So repeat it! Plus, your uncle will totes love being told he's in denial. Should go over well with pumpkin pie!

Of course, if all else fails, just keep comparing everything and everyone to Donald Trump! That always works! Repeat after me: "Might as well be Donald Trump." See examples below:

There ya have it! Transform your family Thanksgiving into a political lecture on Democratic talking points and skewed facts! It will be the final endearing touch on a wonderful day filled with backyard football, pie baking, and appreciating life's blessings with loved ones. They will be left counting down the minutes until Christmas when they can once again be enlightened by your condescending finger-wagging.

Happy Thanksgiving!

**Sidenote--If you don't follow @baseballcrank, then you don't even Twitter.**