Twitter Never Disappoints: #HarryReidNextJob

by Kim D.

My life’s work has been to make Nevada and our nation better. Thank you for giving me that wonderful opportunity. https://t.co/dwy2rDWYhO
— Senator Harry Reid (@SenatorReid) March 27, 2015

This is why I love Twitter. Once the news broke this morning that Harry Reid would be retiring from the Senate, the hashtags began wishing the senator a fond farewell:

Any suggestions for #HarryReidNextJob??? #WhatILearnedToday
— Doc Thompson (@DocThompsonShow) March 27, 2015

Oh yeah, the Twittersphere has a ton of suggestions:

Treadmill Crash Test Dummy #HarryReidNextJob #WhatILearnedToday
— Bob Loblaw (@555ft) March 27, 2015

#HarryReidNextJob Koch Bros butler.
— Joan A (@bandanadoglover) March 27, 2015

@DocThompsonShow take over Sharptons slot on msnbc w his new show "Reid all About it" #harryreidnextjob #WhatILearnedToday
— Uncommon Sense (@uncommonsense17) March 27, 2015

@DocThompsonShow Calibraiting voting machines #harryreidnextjob
— sdempsay (@sdempsay) March 27, 2015

#HarryReidNextJob Freelance playground candy distributor
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 27, 2015

#HarryReidNextJob Day care van driver pic.twitter.com/FmcCmwOohl
— THE Chris Coon (@Coondawg68) March 27, 2015

#HarryReidNextJob Replacing Zayn in 1 Direction. pic.twitter.com/J4OS6ueajX
— EG Collins™ (@EGCollins) March 27, 2015

#HarryReidNextJob a pirate pic.twitter.com/Kd7YKRNE9p
— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyJamesG) March 27, 2015

#HarryReidNextJob Slime-oozing scum-lapper. You know, same as his current job.
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) March 27, 2015