Sharks
are scary. They’ve starred in dozens of movies I’ve never seen. They get a
whole week on the Discovery channel. According to Conde Nast Traveler, 2015 was
a record-setting year for reported attacks on humans – 98 around the world.
Those
attacks produced six deaths, which makes the shark far less deadly than … the
selfie. There were at least 10 reported photography-related deaths of tourists
last year. Jennifer Booton reports for MarketWatch:
There
is a Wikipedia page devoted to
chronicling death-by-selfie, going far beyond the tourist angle. One of the
latest entries: “On
June 3, DaMontez Jones, 15, shot and killed himself while attempting to take a
selfie at home with his father’s gun.” (This happened in Overland,
Missouri, in the St. Louis area. According to the newspaper story, DaMontez’s
grandmother said he was “real smart”; some may beg to differ.)
Ms.
Booton’s conclusion:
In
other words, the 2016 version of a redneck’s typical last words: “Hey y’all,
watch me do this.”
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