PETA and the P.C. Domme's and Dominatrices cracked their
Caring Whips again as is evidenced by this headline on MSN.com:
wait for it...
wait for it...
here it comes...
the whips are flicking...
the whips meet skin...
Outrage. A word that shows the world the P.C. crowd cares more than you. But exactly what were they
outraged about? Why, that a precious
gorilla, [wailing!] endangered, [beating of chest in agony] was
shot and killed when everybody
knew the way to handle it was simply to charge with a crime the
parents of the little boy who, by the way, was being dragged around by the
friendly gorilla who only wanted to educate the boy on the ways of his kingdom.
Yes, high crimes and misdemeanors! Impose fines [gnashing
of teeth] on those awful, awful parents and let the courts settle the
issue, but don't shoot the animal that is dragging the human child right now. How dare
those uncaring gun-lovers shoot the precious -- and highly popular -- animal
who, through no fault of his own, had his natural habitat destroyed by global
warming when the ocean rose and took over his property and now, [gloom,
despair, and agony] has to live in a [gasp] man-made zoo? Horrors. Why, if they had only asked the advice of Those
Who Care, the gorilla would still be alive and available for stud.
Yes, PETA (we all know how ethical they are, right?) and
the P.C. Whippers and their acolytes, the P.C. Whipped, were absolutely beside
themselves when they saw a gun was used, an endangered animal was killed,
and worse: a human child was saved. Don't you, the heaving masses of the great
unwashed in the ways of Caring with a C, know that it is the human which must
be sacrificed if there is a choice between saving it or an animal?
Oh, I can double guar-oh-damn-tee you that if the child had
been killed or otherwise harmed and the gorilla was still alive, PETA and the
P.C. crowd would never have said a word. With the P.C. crowd, the evil
people are the good men and women who must quickly assess a situation,
weigh options, make a decision, and take a tough and unpopular action to save a
human life by using a gun against an animal.
I applaud the actions of those people who had to quickly
make it happen. They did the right thing. As for the parents, they've
already been sacrificed on the altar of public opinion. Let's only hope that
those who must decide to bring charges against them will weigh all the evidence
in the light of what it means to be a parent. Because every parent I know has
had close calls wherein their child did something so stupid that got them hurt
or within a finger's breadth from getting killed. Every parent has -- or will
soon -- experience this.
That these parents had a child who chose a most-public
moment to do something stupid will forever haunt them. Ten years from now some
P.C. Whipped pseudo journalist with writer's block will go back in the archives
and look for a story to revisit. There will be pictures of the kid in school,
and a picture of the parents that will be spun to either make them look
suitably chastened or will be captioned to make them look like the evil people
they are so that, in any case, the P.C. crowd will feel vindicated in
their outrage.
These parents are probably just like the parents you and I
are. The kind that has every gray hair and wrinkle for a reason, but who moves
on with their life and lives to tell the tale in their old age of that son of
theirs that just about died because of that time he was so curious he crawled
in to the gorilla cage, and, Lordy, have they had their hands full keeping up
with his curious ways, and boy, oh, boy, are they glad he's got a kid just like himself so
he can know what they went through. Yes, that's most parents' prayer, much like
this comedy routine:
Personally, I blame the P.C. crowd for the boy crawling in.
You see, the boy probably saw many pictures of a gorgeous gal hugging a wild
animal, with a caption that reads in pure P.C. style:
Animals know when we CARE about them.
See? They will live in peaceful co-existence with humans if our attitude of
CARING is strong enough.
Sure they will...
until they get hungry.
Chomp.
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