By Ecklebob Chiselfritz
America's Communist Party and the Vatican are joining forces in an effort to create a moral United States economy in which goods and services do not need to be paid for.
Initial plans include a fish farm and hatchery to be built in Vatican City.
The fish will be raised in holy water so that they will achieve incredible size in order to help feed the swelling multitudes of America's shiftless and lazy Progressive Democrats.
The non profit company will be called Holy Mackerel.