NBC reports #ISIS is shaving bears.

Yes, I know it's a typo, but it is just too damn good to ignore.

ISIS fighters are shaving bears and hiding in civilian homes to avoid airstrikes https://t.co/0Kb7iGcLm6 pic.twitter.com/9oq0Vh0gZD

— NBC News (@NBCNews) February 13, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Mr Ranger confirms Jellystone Park is on Defcon 3 alert.https://t.co/hV0kO8fOya

— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) February 13, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Mr Ranger asks Yogi and Boo Boo to be on lookout for tourists with picnic basket vests.https://t.co/hV0kO8fOya

— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) February 13, 2016

THIS.
This is why the great patriot Smokey the Bear fought for the right to arm bears.https://t.co/hV0kO8fOya

— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) February 13, 2016

..in other news from NBC...food service workers at Jellystone Park detonated a suspicious looking picnic basket...https://t.co/hV0kO8fOya

— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) February 13, 2016