#FeelTheBern Thoughts: Calories and Ice Cream

by Kim D.

IF YOU EAT WHILE ANGRY THE CALORIES DON'T COUNT

— Bernie Thoughts (@berniethoughts) January 5, 2016

Well that's good news because Americans are becoming more angered with the political process and the game politicians play with each day that passes. And for those that love Ben & Jerry's ice cream more good news . . .  they can down a gallon of the newest creation, "Bernie's Yearning," without gaining a pound.

The founder of Ben & Jerry's, Ben Cohen, announced that the new flavor creation will be called "Bernie's Yearning" and described it as "plain mint ice cream beneath a solid layer of chocolate on top."

“The chocolate disc represents the huge majority of economic gains that gone to the top 1 percent since the end of the recession,” the flavor’s packaging states. "Beneath it, the rest of us.

Eating instructions include taking a spoon and whacking the chocolate disc “into lots of pieces”; mixing the chocolate pieces around; and sharing the result with “your fellow Americans."

For those skeptical about the "not gaining a pound" thing, it works much like Bernie's economic plans.  Think of it as free calories.

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