December 5, 2015 will be one of the most exciting days in
Iowa’s history. The state’s beloved Hawkeyes play Michigan State for the
championship of the Big Ten Conference and a shot at the national title. (Due
to continuing upheaval in college football, I needed to look up how many teams
are in the Big Ten. As of this week it’s 14. Obviously math is not a strong
suit.)
Iowa
isn’t famous for football, nor much else aside from favorite sons and daughters
like William Shatner and Donna Reed. Think of Iowa and you think of cornfields.
Thus, politicians who covet Hawkeye votes think they must support ethanol.
But GOP candidate Ben Carson isn’t falling into line. In a
recent debate, he said:
OMG.
To Iowans, Dr. Carson might as well have said he prays nightly to Satan or
supports changing the state name to Baja Minnesota.
The ethanol lobby quickly fired back, saying it receives
no government subsidies. To which Marita Noon pointed out at The American Spectator:
Anybody
who works on cars can tell you ethanol sucks. Current engines might tolerate
the 90/10 mix of gasoline and ethanol, but the ethanol lobby is pushing for
85/15. Sorry, Iowa, this whole crappy industry is a boondoggle. Now I’ll go all
in and root for Michigan State tomorrow.
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