I had a dream I was at the Obamas 4th of July BBQ and Barack asked me if I liked my Christians rare, medium or well done. #FourthofJuly— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 2, 2016
.@HillaryClinton— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 2, 2016
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Loretta met with Bill
And said she would not indict you
The Civil Rights Act championed by Republicans was signed into law today in 1964 despite strenuous opposition by House/Senate Democrats.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 2, 2016
Two sociopaths, two pathological liars and two megalomaniacs walk into a bar.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 1, 2016
Bartender asks, "What'll you have, Mr and Mrs Clinton?"
Bill Clinton+ Loretta Lynch talked about...— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 1, 2016
If Loretta Lynch sees nothing legally, morally or ethically wrong w/privately meeting Bill Clinton she is qualified to be Hillary's VP pick.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) July 1, 2016
Loretta Lynch meeting privately with Bill Clinton is the same as if she just handed Hillary a "Happy Unindicted Day" card from Hallmark.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
Loretta Lynch meeting privately with Bill Clinton while both he and Hillary may face charges is an affront to every law abiding American.— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
#RuinShakespeare— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
Big MacBeth
Starring Michael Moore as an obese transgender woman who self identifies as the ghost of Ronald McDonald.
#RuinShakespeare— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 30, 2016
Alas, poor Dick York! I knew him as Darrin Stevens: a fellow
of limited jest, of most nothing fancy
Just looking at @lenadunham makes me wonder how many sperm banks have turned her down for a loan. @tariqnasheed @Artist_Angie— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 29, 2016
Any guy who could maintain an erection with this pig @lenadunham deserves a medal, not ostracism.. @tariqnasheed @Artist_Angie— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 29, 2016
Didn't a desperate contestant on The Price is Right once scream this as her tits were falling out of her tube top?https://t.co/uJnF9o9NRh— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) June 29, 2016
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