These days I almost prefer to read satire than the drivel from the mainstream media. For example, what if Israel placed gorillas near Gaza in an attempt to prevent being pummeled by Hamas rocket fire? Wouldn't the rest of the world then be outraged by the death of lovable beasts who would certainly perish?
This theory, from The Mideast Beast, is satire at its finest:
I see you nodding your head and appreciating the logic of this proposal. It's similar to that of the abortion debate - those who have no problems whatsoever snuffing out the life of an unborn child are hysterically outraged that a gorilla lost its life in order to save a child.