Emily Litella Chiselfritz: "What's all this hubub about Obama making Joe Biden the national mammal by signing The Biden Legacy Act into law? He's nothing more than a feeble minded career politician who has sucked off the public teat for nigh on 45 years. And it's so disgusting how he smiles with those Cloroxed teeth while he gropes women in front of their husbands while the cameras are rolling. Isn't their anything we can do to stop his being elevated to the status of our national mammal?"
Ecklebob Chiselfritz: "It's the Bison Legacy Act, grandma."
Emily Litella Chiselfritz: "Nevermind."
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