Friday, May 29, 2015

The collective IQ of the gene pool just increased.

By Rob Janicki
Sadly, it took the death of an ignorant fool to increase the collective IQ of the human gene pool.

RIVERDALE, Md. (WJZ—A man is dead after authorities say he was burned when he lit a cigarette while getting gas this afternoon in Prince George’s County.

Authorities say a man was attempting to light his cigarette while he was getting gas when he caught fire.


A good samaritan tried to extinguish the flames, but the unidentified man eventually succumbed to his burn injuries.  Most gas stations post signs prohibiting open flames, if not cell phone usage, when pumping gas.  It just boggles the mind to imagine anyone foolish enough to light a cigarette while pumping gas with all the fumes usually present in such situations.

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