Tuesday, April 14, 2015

#ScoobyVan, #Chipolte & #Java Cause #Merica

by Kim D.

The coronation of Hillary Clinton began two days ago with a video announcement, an awkward, self-serving logo, a flubbed press release, and a road trip in a "Scooby" van. As reported by CNN,
Clinton is riding in a van, which she has nicknamed "Scooby," an aide said, because it reminds her of the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine from the classic television cartoon. Asked whether she was behind the wheel, an aide said Clinton is riding and the Secret Service is driving.​
As the Scooby van chugged along I-80 headed to Iowa, there were reports that Clinton was trying to show up Rubio's announcement by eating ethnic at Chipolte on Monday. But . . . no Scooby van sighting? According to the NY Daily News, this may be due to the fact that no one recognized her. 
Then finally someone got the pic scoop but, unfortunately, the "Scooby" looks nothing like the famed mystery van.
Today prior to actual speeches to kick off Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign, Hillary and her crew visited  The Jones Street Java House in Le Claire, Iowa, where she ordered a spicy masala chai tea and a "Caramellow," the house specialty latte flavored with marshmallow and salted caramel.

Hopefully the chai tea and latte will give Clinton an extra energy boost for all that talking about income inequality yet to come.
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