A drunk walks into a bar holding a pile of dog shit in his hands.
He tells the bartender, "Look at what I almost stepped in".
The difference here is Piers Morgan not only stepped in it, but he also squished it around with his toes.
Hat tip to the inimitable Rick Canton
I've seen my share of pwn'ing through the years, but, this'll always be my favorite. #2A #NRA #Election2016 pic.twitter.com/Q6AwQbz8d3— #LifeIsLife™ (@RickCanton) December 8, 2015